Beto, Let's Get It Out Of Our System Now: COCK DICK MOTHERF*CKER SH*T BONER ASSWHISTLE! Your Democratic debate preview! Evan Hurst Featured 12 Sep 2019
A Sunday Rundown. In Wonkette. Being A Ghost Story Of Christmas Michael Mora National Politics 24 Dec 2018
Kellyanne Conway Knows Who Is An Idiot, And It Is Her Husband Oh boy. Michael Mora Featured 13 Nov 2018
Jake Tapper Cuts Ronna Romney McDaniel's Sh*t And that's how you do it, Sunday shows! Michael Mora Journamalism 05 Nov 2018
Was It Over When Trump Bombed Pearl Harbor? Wonkagenda For Thurs., Dec. 7, 2017 Trump gives crazy Christianists an X-mas present, Congress accidentally gave corporations a tax boo-boo, and the House passes closet gun humping bill. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 07 Dec 2017
Alabama Republican Rep. Mo Brooks Personifies GOP Reaction To Roy Moore As Chris Hayes said, here is Mo Brooks in M.C. Escher hell. Doktor Zoom News 15 Nov 2017
GAME CHANGE: Mark Halperin Can't Stop Rubbing His Gross Penis On Women, Allegedly! That guy always creeped us out, but we thought it was because of his hacky, stupid 'analysis.' Evan Hurst News 26 Oct 2017
No, Ruth Bader Ginsburg Is Not Resigning Because Trump Won, Or Resigning At All. Jesus! Ruth Bader Ginsburg isn't resigning from the Supremes, though Diana Ross left in 1970. Doktor Zoom News 09 Jan 2017
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
