Donald Trump: Orrin Hatch Wants To Have My Babies, And I Saw One Of The Babies And It Looked At Me
Did he mention he has the best memory of almost anyone? Certainly one of the best memories ever.
02 Feb 2018
Deleted Comments: One Of Those Weeks Where The Bigots Forgot What Their Own Slurs Mean
We found a very busy troll. Is he Russian? Nah, he's kind of slow, actually.
28 Jan 2018
Trump On Puerto Rico: A Lot Of People Don't Know About 'Ocean'!
Donald Trump just learned what that big blue thing next to Mar-a-Lago is called, y'all.
26 Sep 2017
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Oh Go Fuck Yourself With A Tiki Torch, Tucker Carlson
Tucker Carlson knows who the real racists are, and it's the Left, who are racist against racists.
16 Aug 2017
Mean Australian Prime Minister Caught On Tape Teasing Our Dear Leader Donald Trump!
Remember when we had a president world leaders DIDN'T MAKE FUN OF CONSTANTLY?
15 Jun 2017
Donald Trump Thought Presidenting Would Be Easy As Grabbing This Pussy
REALLY? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING US RIGHT NOW? FOR REAL?
28 Apr 2017
Lincoln An Evil Tyrant Just Like Hitler, Says North Carolina Republican Makin' New Friends!
He also has a secret study that will prove abortions are reversible! It will come out 'soon.'
13 Apr 2017
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Deleted Comments: You Know What Causes School Shootings? Porn And Not Loving The Founders.
In which we learn that the true mark of an educated American is meeting the arbitrary demands of a guy in the comments.