Florida Man Gonna Save Kids From All That Porn In School Libraries Florida teens wonder where exactly the porn is. Doktor Zoom Education 20 Mar 2019
Senate Embarrasses Trump On Border Wall 'Emergency' Trump shouts VETO! because he's an asshole that way. Doktor Zoom Congress 14 Mar 2019
Alabama AG: It's Totally Cool For Cops To Shoot Black Men In The Back Not the best Black History Month celebration. Stephen Robinson Post-Racial America 06 Feb 2019
Government: Reuniting All The Kids We Stole Would Make The Children Sad :( Yet more weaponized incompetence. Doktor Zoom Courts 04 Feb 2019
THOUSANDS More Kids Were Taken From Parents Than U.S. Admitted. So, Um, Good Job? Jesus Christ these people. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 18 Jan 2019
2019 New Year's Resolution: No. More. Babies. In Cages. Not even if you can blame Democrats. Really! Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 31 Dec 2018
Forget Trump's Stupid Wall. The New Cruelty Is Up To Something Far Worse People will die. But that's not America's problem, now is it? Doktor Zoom Immigrants 21 Dec 2018
Judge Who Was Mean To Michael Flynn Also Won't Let Trump Be Fascist Dickhead. Unfair! Once again the courts say knock it off with the fuckery, you. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 20 Dec 2018
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
