Trump's Spy Machine Stalking Twitter For 'Insurrection'

There's a military social media spy machine, and the Trump administration hid it.

Marco Rubio Is Today's Senator Who Has No Dick

Nobody puts Baby in a corner and makes him listen to their medical sob stories.

Cops: It's True, These Republican Congressmen Are GIANT PUSSIES

All the GOP congressmen are terrified of all these little old ladies. The cops? Are laughing their asses off. SAD.

Nebraska Guy To Regulators: Here, Have A Cold Glass Of Delicious Fracking Juice!