​Whatcha Doin' Down There, Mike Pence? Just like a prayer ... your voice can take me there ... Evan Hurst News 07 Aug 2019
F*ck Mike Pence And The Cross He Rode In On Mike Pence told Liberty University grads what happens to kids who grow up to be gay-hatin' fascist crapsacks like Mike Pence. Evan Hurst News 13 May 2019
Winter Olympians Invite Trump To Meet At The GO FUCK YOURSELF Bar And Grill We are sorry the women's hockey team had to witness his bizarre riff on the Paralympics, though. Evan Hurst News 27 Apr 2018
Oh So Mike Pence Is Allowed To Be Alone With GAY GUYS He's Not Married To. Gotcha. We see how it is. Evan Hurst News 16 Mar 2018
Adam Rippon Went On The Ellen Show And It Was !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Click this if only to learn what Adam Rippon named his second childhood goldfish. Evan Hurst News 02 Mar 2018
Sally Field Will Be Adam Rippon's Mother-In-Law If It's The Last Damn Thing She Does If her son is being a pill about this, Sally Field is free to Adopt A Wonkette and set us up with whomever she'd like. Evan Hurst News 20 Feb 2018
Here Is Adam Rippon SING-SKATING To Rihanna, Because Of Course He Is Oh look at me, I'm Adam Rippon, I'm good at stuff. Evan Hurst News 16 Feb 2018
There Is Another Gay One In The Olympics And He Says Trump And Pence Can Eat Yellow Snow Too Meet Gus Kenworthy! He is your favorite, just like Adam Rippon is your favorite. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2018
