Sheriff Charged With Pulling Gun On Youth Group Girls Can Keep Job, But Not Guns

And then the judge cut a baby in actual half.

Idaho Sheriff Pulled Gun On Youth Group Girls, Teaching Important Lesson About Giving Thanks

They should be thankful to be alive, for starters.

Patriotic Houston Ex-Cop Crashed Into Van, Held AC Repair Guy At Gunpoint To Foil 'Voter Fraud'

Why yes, the ex-cop was funded by a powerful rightwing GOP donor. Imagine that.

Montana Sheriff To Ragemonster Republican Thug Greg Gianforte: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

What's a little aggravated assault between friends?