Air Force Finds Exciting New Way To Make Trump Hotels Great Again The Kingpin always gets a taste. Liz Dye Featured 09 Sep 2019
Incels Are Mad Because Air Force Briefing Got Their Precious Memes Wrong Yes, that is the really important thing here. Robyn Pennacchia Feminininism 21 Jun 2019
TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019 Trump's NSC caught going nuclear, a space farce, and more Russian fuckery. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 20 Feb 2019
OK, MAYBE There Was Collusion. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 17, 2019 ALLEGEDLY drunk Rudy Giuliani denies his denial, Michael Cohen ALLEGEDLY paid $50,000 to be an internet sex symbol, and Trump to re-start Star Wars. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 17 Jan 2019
Trump Can't Stop Fiddling With The Rockets In His Pocket The Space Force is like a multi-billion dollar turd that won't flush. Dominic Gwinn News 30 Nov 2018
'Russia, If You're Listening...' Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 20, 2018 Ivanka's email problem, Trump doesn't want to #SupportOurTroops, and the military bails from the border. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Media/Entertainment 20 Nov 2018
'When I Can, I Tell The Truth.' Wonkagenda for Thurs., Nov. 1, 2018 Trump will build his wall with soldiers, there's a new "Willie Horton ad," and more post-Halloween horrors. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 01 Nov 2018
Trump's Space Force Is Getting Murdered On The Launch Pad That's one giant leap back to the drawing board. Dominic Gwinn News 19 Sep 2018
Ted Cruz Positively Outraged That The Government Would Interfere With His Reproductive Rights Feminininism
Rand Paul Thinks YouTube Has Some Obligation To Torture Its Users With Clips Of Him Speaking Impeachment
Florida Man May Refuse Dialysis If He Can't Bring Cardboard Cutout Of Trump With Him For Emotional Support Trump
Economist Suggests Infecting A Ton Of People With Coronavirus In Order To Help People With Coronavirus Healthcare
