TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019

Trump's NSC caught going nuclear, a space farce, and more Russian fuckery. Your morning news brief!

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OK, MAYBE There Was Collusion. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 17, 2019

ALLEGEDLY drunk Rudy Giuliani denies his denial, Michael Cohen ALLEGEDLY paid $50,000 to be an internet sex symbol, and Trump to re-start Star Wars. Your morning news brief!

Elections

Trump Can't Stop Fiddling With The Rockets In His Pocket

The Space Force is like a multi-billion dollar turd that won't flush.

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'Russia, If You're Listening...' Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 20, 2018

Ivanka's email problem, Trump doesn't want to #SupportOurTroops, and the military bails from the border. Your morning news brief!

Russia

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'When I Can, I Tell The Truth.' Wonkagenda for Thurs., Nov. 1, 2018

Trump will build his wall with soldiers, there's a new "Willie Horton ad," and more post-Halloween horrors. Your morning news brief.

Russia

Trump's Space Force Is Getting Murdered On The Launch Pad

That's one giant leap back to the drawing board.

Russia

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn't! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Elections

Trump Glad Everyone Busy With Dead Kids. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 20, 2018.

Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!

Elections

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Roadrunners Are Real, And They're Spectacular!

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TO INFINITY! Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 20, 2019

Trump's NSC caught going nuclear, a space farce, and more Russian fuckery. Your morning news brief!

OK, MAYBE There Was Collusion. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 17, 2019

ALLEGEDLY drunk Rudy Giuliani denies his denial, Michael Cohen ALLEGEDLY paid $50,000 to be an internet sex symbol, and Trump to re-start Star Wars. Your morning news brief!

Trump Can't Stop Fiddling With The Rockets In His Pocket

The Space Force is like a multi-billion dollar turd that won't flush.

'Russia, If You're Listening...' Wonkagenda For Tues., Nov. 20, 2018

Ivanka's email problem, Trump doesn't want to #SupportOurTroops, and the military bails from the border. Your morning news brief!

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

'When I Can, I Tell The Truth.' Wonkagenda for Thurs., Nov. 1, 2018

Trump will build his wall with soldiers, there's a new "Willie Horton ad," and more post-Halloween horrors. Your morning news brief.

Trump's Space Force Is Getting Murdered On The Launch Pad

That's one giant leap back to the drawing board.

Michael Cohen, Most Loyal Guy, Until He Isn't! Wonkagenda For Thurs., April 19, 2018

Michael Cohen might be a snitch, Trump threatens to walk away from North Korea, and GOP coming for your healthcare (again). Your morning news brief.

Trump Glad Everyone Busy With Dead Kids. Wonkagenda For Tues., Feb. 20, 2018.

Dead teenagers give Trump's White House a breather, the Trump-Russia spotlight shines on Jared Kushner, and the GOP has a new white nationalist BFF. Your morning news brief!

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Roadrunners Are Real, And They're Spectacular!

The Week In Garbage Men: No Country For Old Pick-Up Artists

Angelina Jolie's Dad Rambles Incoherently About How Much He Loves Donald Trump

Your Weekly Top Ten Is GOODBYE, IT'S A HOLIDAY WEEKEND

Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!

Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar

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