Trump Prepares America For Hurricane Season By Bragging About Poll Numbers, Bitching About Magnets

Donald Trump will never be accused of 'getting bogged down' in policy matters. Or even 'having a passing familiarity' with policy matters.

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Trump's Very Good Brain DEMENTIA-SPLODES All Over 'Fox & Friends'!

HOT DAMN, this interview!

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Hope Hicks, WHITE LIAR!

OHHHHHH Hope Hicks! What have you DONE?

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John Kelly Kicks Jared Kushner From Top Secret Band. Wonkagenda For Wed., Feb. 28, 2018

Jared Kushner can't play with big kids, the NSA would like to stop Russia, and Hope Hicks tells a few 'white lies.' Your morning news brief.

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The State Of The Donald Trump Is BIGLY TREMENDOUS YOOGE!

Here's some rosy news Trump's friends blew directly up a journalist's ass!

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Kevin McCarthy Gives Trump Red And Pink Starbursts, Not The Other Colors, Those Are Shithole Starbursts

WHO'S A GOOD BOY? WHO'S A GOOD BOY? KEVIN MCCARTHY IS A GOOD BOY!

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Trump Makes It Official: I'M WITH THE ACCUSED KID MOLESTER!

What shocking news!

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Trump's Black Friend In The Senate Not Really In Mood For His Shit Today

We don't like Senator Tim Scott's politics very much, but we sure do like it when he puts Donald Trump flat on his ass, WITH WORDS.

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