'New FOX' Keeps Hope Alive. Hope Hicks. Get It?

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Kaving. Wonkagenda For Fri., Oct. 5, 2018

Everybody hates Kavanaugh, more Judge Kavanaugh, and hey, here's some shit about Brett Kavanaugh. Your morning news brief!

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Trump's New Lie About Russian Treason Meeting Allows For Possibility Trump Jr. Is Massive Fuckup

THE FUCK YOU SAY!

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TRUMP CONFESSES! (Again)

TELL US MORE, MISTER PRESIDENT!

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The 'Boring Subjects.' Wonkagenda For Fri., Aug. 3, 2018

Security officials warn of Russian fuckery, Trump says ignore 'boring subjects,' then mansplains Ivanka's apology. Your morning news brief!

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Melania Doesn't Want To Talk About Her Slut-Ass Husband, OK?

NO MORE QUESTIONS, Melania is busy doing #BeBest!

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9 Out Of 10 Stable Geniuses Fuckin' LOVE IT When Trump Follows KGB Daddy's Orders!

Trump has begun the process of walking back the walk back of his walk back, which he didn't want to do in the first place.

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Deutsche Bank Whistleblower Spills The Beans On The Beancounters

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If You're Going To Go On Fox News, Kick Fox's Ass Like Pete Buttigieg Did

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