Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler

Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch.

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Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE.

White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America.

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Donald Trump Has Chosen His SCOTUS Nominee, Please Shut Up About Immigrants Now, Please

If you're gonna distract from a terrible first week, you may as well pick the biggest possible distraction.

Arrivals, Departures, Resistance

No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead.

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