Here's Three OTHER Times Kellyanne Conway Was Stupid The Past 24 Hours You'd think she would have gone home after the Bowling Green Massacre. Evan Hurst News 03 Feb 2017
Judge Orders Trump To Bring Deported Iranian Man Back To U.S., Be His Butler Good news! A judge has ordered the government to fetch back an Iranian traveler it illegally deported. But there's a catch. Doktor Zoom News 01 Feb 2017
Sean Spicer: Thank Trump For Protecting Us From Terrorist 5-Year-Olds. THANK HIM OR ELSE. White House press secretary Sean Spicer wants us to recognize that five-year-olds are a definite threat to America. Doktor Zoom News 31 Jan 2017
Donald Trump Has Chosen His SCOTUS Nominee, Please Shut Up About Immigrants Now, Please If you're gonna distract from a terrible first week, you may as well pick the biggest possible distraction. Doktor Zoom News 30 Jan 2017
Arrivals, Departures, Resistance No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead. Doktor Zoom News 29 Jan 2017
John Roberts Not Our Real Dad, Can't Make Us Be Nice. Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Two! Impeachment
