You Wouldn't Like Him When He's Nice. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Oct. 25, 2018

More bombs discovered, Trump blames the media (again), and zombie TrumpCare just won't die. Your morning news brief!

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Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too

Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.

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Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can't Be Good!

Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...

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Team Trump Tells Lisa Murkowski To Rub The Repeal On Obamacare, Or Alaska Gets The Hose

Oh, look. Now the government is running like a protection racket.

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Weird How All These Republicans Want To Do S&M To Lisa Murkowski!

Lisa, come sit with us instead.

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Susan Collins Sorry For Saying Blake Farenthold Unfuckably Ugly, Even Though It's True

Civility is overrated.

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Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let's Watch! :D

Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.

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Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls

Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!

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Rake America Great Again. Wonkagenda For Mon., Nov. 19, 2018

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