Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too
Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
22 May 2018
Graham-Cassidy Obamacare Repeal Trying To Appeal To Ted Cruz Now. That Can't Be Good!
Maybe if they promise to count coal mining and drilling for oil as healthcare benefits...
25 Sep 2017
Team Trump Tells Lisa Murkowski To Rub The Repeal On Obamacare, Or Alaska Gets The Hose
Oh, look. Now the government is running like a protection racket.
27 Jul 2017
Weird How All These Republicans Want To Do S&M To Lisa Murkowski!
Lisa, come sit with us instead.
26 Jul 2017
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Susan Collins Sorry For Saying Blake Farenthold Unfuckably Ugly, Even Though It's True
Civility is overrated.
26 Jul 2017
Master-Dealmaker Trump Loses Healthcare Negotiations To REPUBLICANS. Let's Watch! :D
Donald Trump was completely surprised the Senate's ACA repeal collapsed. Then again, he's surprised when he gets an extra scoop of ice cream.
18 Jul 2017
Republicans Bravely Run Away From Fourth Of July Town Halls
Republicans would rather go to Afghanistan than a town hall. Makes sense to us!
05 Jul 2017
Republicans To Fix Healthcare By Finding Solution To Fix It. You'll Really Want To Read This One.
Republicans' case for rewriting healthcare might be stronger if they had a case.
16 Jun 2017
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