It's Impeachment-Eve-Thirty, Motherf*ckers! Let's Remember What Trump's Ukraine Scandal Is Really All About.

Missed some Ukraine stories and need to catch up? WONKETTE GOT YOU.

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Lt. Col. Alex Vindman's Testimony Just Reminded Us Of Something That PISSES US THE F*CK OFF

MAD ABOUT A THING. We are not mad at Alex Vindman, though. MAD ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.

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Gordon Sondland SUDDENLY REMEMBERS Quid Pro Quo He Personally Delivered To Ukraine

Sondlandly Sees More. (I'm sorry.)

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Not Much Going On With Trump Impeachment Today, Except ALL THIS SH*T OH MY GOD

John Eisenberg, Tim Morrison, John Bolton, OH MY!

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