Hey, About Those Armed Teachers: They Really Need To Stop Shooting Students.

Don't worry, these incidents don't count since Trump's plan hasn't yet gone into effect. Everyone will be just fine when it does.

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Look At These Beautiful Children And Their Gun Control WALKOUT! LOOK AT THEM!

Now we adults need to live up to the example the kids have set.

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'Trump Not Under Investigation' No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017

Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election.

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'Shooting Up Republican Baseball' Was Not In Bernie Sanders's Platform

The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it.

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