Hey, About Those Armed Teachers: They Really Need To Stop Shooting Students. Don't worry, these incidents don't count since Trump's plan hasn't yet gone into effect. Everyone will be just fine when it does. Doktor Zoom News 14 Mar 2018
Look At These Beautiful Children And Their Gun Control WALKOUT! LOOK AT THEM! Now we adults need to live up to the example the kids have set. Doktor Zoom News 14 Mar 2018
'Trump Not Under Investigation' No Longer Operative. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 15, 2017 Trump's OFFICIALLY under official investigation, it's cool to hate Megyn Kelly again, and something is REALLY wrong in Jon Ossoff's election. Dominic Gwinn News 15 Jun 2017
'Shooting Up Republican Baseball' Was Not In Bernie Sanders's Platform The Tree of Liberty is probably full now. Please stop getting blood on it. Doktor Zoom News 14 Jun 2017
America's Game: Baseball! (And Shooting People) Yes, again. Only this time a famous person got shot. Doktor Zoom News 14 Jun 2017
Arrivals, Departures, Resistance No Dear Shitferbrains this week. We've got a whole Shitferbrains administration to deal with instead. Doktor Zoom News 29 Jan 2017
Famous Ex-Congressman William Jefferson Convicted, Will Serve 10 Million Years In North Korean Labor Camps Jim Newell News 05 Aug 2009
The One Fiona Hill Clip You Should Cram Down Your Dumb Rightwing Uncle's Throat This Thanksgiving Impeachment
