Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal

WTF does tonight's special message from Robert Mueller tell us? Wonkette tries to answer that question!

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The Sh*tshow Must Go On! Wonkagenda For Fri, Dec. 28, 2018

Trump throws another tantrum, and Democrats plan for next year. Your morning news brief!

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HOT TAKE: Seth Moulton And His White Friends Should STFU And Hand Nancy Pelosi Her Gavel

We're still doing this little song and dance, are we?

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Stupid Jailbird Michael Grimm Debating GOP Incumbent Is Best/Stupidest Thing You'll See This Morning

Michael Grimm may be an asshole, but at least he's nuts.

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Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious

Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers.

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Dumb Trump Idiot Carter Page Recruited By Russian Spy In 2013, Like Some Idiot

Who among us hasn't found ourselves in this very situation?

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Maxine Waters Too Badass To Waste Time On Bill O'Reilly's Ignorant Ass Shit

MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST.

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Texas Congressidiot Just Can't Decide If 'I Like Raping Women' Would Be Bad

He's real sorry about that.

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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Fox News Dipsh*t To New College Grads: OWN THE LIBS BY BE MORE STUPIDER OK?

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