Relax, Everyone: Donald Trump Is Still A F*cking Criminal WTF does tonight's special message from Robert Mueller tell us? Wonkette tries to answer that question! Evan Hurst Russia 18 Jan 2019
The Sh*tshow Must Go On! Wonkagenda For Fri, Dec. 28, 2018 Trump throws another tantrum, and Democrats plan for next year. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 28 Dec 2018
HOT TAKE: Seth Moulton And His White Friends Should STFU And Hand Nancy Pelosi Her Gavel We're still doing this little song and dance, are we? Evan Hurst News 20 Nov 2018
Stupid Jailbird Michael Grimm Debating GOP Incumbent Is Best/Stupidest Thing You'll See This Morning Michael Grimm may be an asshole, but at least he's nuts. Doktor Zoom Post-Racial America 13 Jun 2018
Fox News And GOP Expose Robert Mueller As Kenyan Obama Gay From Hillary-Town, It Is Just So Obvious Holy shit, Robert Mueller must be close to destroying ALL these fuckers. Evan Hurst Russia 08 Dec 2017
Dumb Trump Idiot Carter Page Recruited By Russian Spy In 2013, Like Some Idiot Who among us hasn't found ourselves in this very situation? Evan Hurst Russia 04 Apr 2017
Maxine Waters Too Badass To Waste Time On Bill O'Reilly's Ignorant Ass Shit MAXINE WATERS IS FINISHED WITH YOU, BILL O'REILLY, THEREFORE YOU NO LONGER EXIST. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 29 Mar 2017
Texas Congressidiot Just Can't Decide If 'I Like Raping Women' Would Be Bad He's real sorry about that. Doktor Zoom Elections 12 Oct 2016
