Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU! Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too! Evan Hurst News 10 Apr 2019
Michael Cohen Warrant Docs Would Freak Trump The F*ck Out, If Trump Could Read (Allegedly!) We're not saying he can't read. We're just saying documents like these are way above his pay grade. Evan Hurst News 19 Mar 2019
Hey, Louisiana Dipsh*t Congressman Idiot! We Found Michael Cohen's Boxes! BUT WHAR BOXES? asked Clay Higgins, who still didn't understand WHAR BOXES. Evan Hurst News 01 Mar 2019
INFINITE SCREAMMMMM! Wonkagenda For Fri., March 1, 2019 Jared calls his father-in-law, HHS says no kiddy fiddling in baby jails, and the shitshow at CPAC. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 01 Mar 2019
Okay, WHO THE F*CK IS ALLEN WEISSELBERG? Maybe You Are Just Curious? It's always the quiet ones. Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 28 Feb 2019
WHO THE F*CK IS MATTHEW CALAMARI? A Squidsplainer Of Who The F*ck That Is Because, you know, AYYY? AYYYY. Evan Hurst News 28 Feb 2019
Michael Cohen Intermission: WHO ELSE IS (MAYBE) GOING TO JAIL? Fingers crossed. Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 27 Feb 2019
HOLY JESUS F*CK! Your Michael Cohen Liveblog! Read the opening statement, and then let's watch this shitshow together! Evan Hurst News 27 Feb 2019
Can We All Agree That Barack Obama Should Never Follow Bill Kristol's Consistently Bad Advice? 2020 democratic primary
We Need To Talk About Dick Van Dyke And His Collection Of Animatronic Dick Van Dykes Media/Entertainment
