O Hey Can You Be By The Donzer Lee Kite? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 6, 2018

California avoids election catastrophes, Trump forgets the words to songs (again), and Betsy DeVos uses the Chewbacca Defense on school shootings. Your morning news brief.

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Federal Court: Funeral Home Has To Bury Transgender Discrimination Six Feet Under

Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.

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Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus

We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.

Culture

Trump Cons Religious Idiots With Meaningless Executive Order, Completely Forgets To Fuck The Gays

Sorry, Christian wingnuts, but you got scammed.

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Bigots Joining Together To Preemptively Discriminate Against Yucky Homosexuals

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.

News

SCOTUS Don't Even Wanna Hear You Christian Pharmacists Whining About Slut Pills

HARD PASS.

Science

Colorado Supreme Court Tells Gay-Hatin' Baker To Go Choke On Some Cake Batter

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It's 'Bring Your Bible To School' Day! Don't Forget To Slaughter Some Midianites!

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Federal Court: Funeral Home Has To Bury Transgender Discrimination Six Feet Under

Thankfully no one has to think about whether the funeral home is baking cakes.

Jeff Sessions Happier Than A Pig In Shit To Fuck The Gays For Trump And Jesus

We are so sorry, LGBT people. Also, women in general. Also, America.

Trump Cons Religious Idiots With Meaningless Executive Order, Completely Forgets To Fuck The Gays

Sorry, Christian wingnuts, but you got scammed.

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Bigots Joining Together To Preemptively Discriminate Against Yucky Homosexuals

This time, it's an evangelical lady in Colorado who doesn't want to build websites for gross queer weddings.

SCOTUS Don't Even Wanna Hear You Christian Pharmacists Whining About Slut Pills

HARD PASS.

Colorado Supreme Court Tells Gay-Hatin' Baker To Go Choke On Some Cake Batter

It's 'Bring Your Bible To School' Day! Don't Forget To Slaughter Some Midianites!

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Remember Elian Gonzalez?

Feckless SCOTUS Punts

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