Giant Insurer United Healthcare Generously Delays Death Panel Plan Until Pandemic Over

It is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful insurance company we have ever known in our life.

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Fox News So Mad Everybody Calling Their New Dumb Quack Doctors Big Dumb Quacks

UNFAIR! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! THEY WUZ FRAAAAAAAAAMED!

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If Your Dumbass MAGA Uncle Watched Tucker Carlson Last Night, You Need To Read This

Fucking Tucker Carlson, goddammit.

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Surgeon General Nominee Does Not Want To Murder Children With Guns, So Probably Will Not Be Surgeon General Nominee Any More, Thank You

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