O Hey Can You Be By The Donzer Lee Kite? Wonkagenda For Wed., June 6, 2018

California avoids election catastrophes, Trump forgets the words to songs (again), and Betsy DeVos uses the Chewbacca Defense on school shootings. Your morning news brief.

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Did Michelle Wolf Call Sarah Huckabee Sanders A 'Debased Redneck Motherfucker' Or Something?

Oh wait, that was Wonkette.

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Scaramucci, Schlapps, And Shuckafuck: The Sunday Gauntlet Of Conservative Aggrievement

We watched the Sunday shows because you were busy drinking.

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Guess CPAC Didn't Find Milo's Kid-Fucking Jokes That Funny After All

Video clips have surfaced of Milo talking about how sex with young boys should be legal, and you are no longer eating your lunch.

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Trump Foundation Funds Helped Trump Win Political Support, Kneepad Receipts Still Not Found

More hinky 'charitable' donations from the Trump Foundation? We are almost out of feathers with which to be knocked over.

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Headless Woman In Kentucky Jar

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Trump Accepts Promise Of Six Magic Beans, Declares Flawless Victory In China Trade War

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