'Trump Isn't Separating Families, Families Are Separating Families,' And Other ICE And DHS Lies
History is happening right now. It is not history anyone can be proud of.
18 Jun 2018
Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too
Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair.
22 May 2018
TFW You're So Busy Hating On Gays You Forget To Hate Catholics For A Minute
Paul Ryan's got a problem, and Bryan Fischer is here to make it worse!
30 Apr 2018
Roy Moore Worried George Soros Going To Hell, If You Know What He Means (HE MEANS HE'S JEWISH)
He hasn't yet adopted 'Throw the Jew Down the Well' as a campaign theme song. Have to save something for reelection.
06 Dec 2017
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Montana Elects Punchy-Man Greg Gianforte, Wingnuts Celebrate First Amendment's Demise
Welcome to the Beer Hall Riot phase of American politics.
26 May 2017
Wingnut Bryan Fischer: You Gay Nazis Stop Doing Kristallnacht To These Florists RIGHT NOW!
Making a florist arrange flowers for a gay wedding is exactly like Kristallnacht, except for a few small details.
21 Feb 2017
Chill American Family Association Dudes Just Want The Gays To Stop Banging *For Their Health*
This is a purely health-related concern, from some very health conscious dudes.
07 Jun 2016
Walmart Knows Where It Wants Trans Folks To Make Toilet, But Shhhhhh, It's A Secret!
Walmart doesn't have the stones to say where boys without stones or girls with them should drop their kids off at the pool.
27 May 2016
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