Uh Oh! Someone Said 'Condom' On TV And Now The One Million Moms Need Their Smelling Salts There are not actually one million moms who are mad at this. Robyn Pennacchia Sex 02 Nov 2019
'Veggie Tales' Creator Ain't Gonna Put No Godless Gay Green Beans On His Christian Vegetable Show AT LEAST NOT YET. Evan Hurst News 19 Aug 2019
The One Million Moms Having Massive Heaving Panic Attack Over, Uh, Toy Story 4 Culture war sobs aren't even about Megan Rapinoe. Robyn Pennacchia Media/Entertainment 12 Jul 2019
'Trump Isn't Separating Families, Families Are Separating Families,' And Other ICE And DHS Lies History is happening right now. It is not history anyone can be proud of. Doktor Zoom News 18 Jun 2018
Ryan Zinke To Permit Uday And Qusay Trump To Murder Bear Cubs, Too Federally-mandated revision of 'Bambi' will have the little deer say his mother was a renewable resource, so fair's fair. Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2018
TFW You're So Busy Hating On Gays You Forget To Hate Catholics For A Minute Paul Ryan's got a problem, and Bryan Fischer is here to make it worse! Five Dollar Feminist News 30 Apr 2018
Roy Moore Worried George Soros Going To Hell, If You Know What He Means (HE MEANS HE'S JEWISH) He hasn't yet adopted 'Throw the Jew Down the Well' as a campaign theme song. Have to save something for reelection. Doktor Zoom News 06 Dec 2017
Montana Elects Punchy-Man Greg Gianforte, Wingnuts Celebrate First Amendment's Demise Welcome to the Beer Hall Riot phase of American politics. Doktor Zoom News 26 May 2017
Let's Watch Republicans Sh*t On A Guy With A Purple Heart! (Impeachment Liveblog, Day Three!) Impeachment
