It's Official: Republicans Really, Really Hate Book-Learnin' Republicans don't trust higher education. Yes, we should have told you to sit down first. Doktor Zoom News 10 Jul 2017
James Comey Kept A Motherfucking Paper Trail On Trump Because COMEY. IS. A. MOTHERFUCKING. BEAST. UH OH HERE COMES COMEY! Evan Hurst News 16 May 2017
Trump Dinner: He Moved On Comey Like A Bitch, But He Couldn't Get There! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP? Evan Hurst News 12 May 2017
Here Are All The Best (Pee) Leaks About Trump Firing James Comey In An INSANE RAGE! Fuck the White House's lies, because the REAL TRUTH is coming out! Evan Hurst News 11 May 2017
Is Your Dick Republican Senator On This List Being Vaguely 'Good' About Comey Firing? A List! HEYO! Some Republicans are being halfway decent about the James Comey firing. IS YOUR REPUBLICAN BEING GOOD? Evan Hurst News 10 May 2017
Donald Trump And His Minions Must Think We're REAL Fucking Stupid Trump idiots just can't understand why Democrats aren't APPLAUDING him for firing James Comey! Evan Hurst News 10 May 2017
Light A Candle, Knock On Wood, Turn Around Three Times, And Spit, Because SCOTUS Is Ruling On Trump's Tax Returns SCOTUS
