Jeff Bezos Responds To MBS Phone Hack By Setting Saudi Arabia On Fire Sorry to interrupt your impeachment, but HOLY SHIT! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 22 Jan 2020
Tucker Carlson Getting Sued For *Actual* BESMIRCH STATEMENTS You go, girl! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 05 Dec 2019
Congress To Hold Hearings On How Gross Trump's Yeti Pubes Really Are Just no visual aids of the Mario Kart dick, please. The whole world is trying to eat lunch right now. Evan Hurst News 04 Sep 2019
Manhattan DA Takes A Bite Of Trump's Big Apple Make it rain subpoenas, Cy! Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 02 Aug 2019
Hey Hope Hicks! Jerry Nadler Would Like To See You In His Office. Did Hopey LIE TO CONGRESS? It sure seems like that's a possibility that has not been ruled out! Evan Hurst News 19 Jul 2019
Yep, Michael Cohen Is A Criminal. Sounds Like His Boss And Hope Hicks Are Too! All of these fuckers should be in prison. Evan Hurst News 18 Jul 2019
​Subpoena-Thirty Just Got A Li'l Bit More Interesting, Motherf*ckers! NO EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! NO EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! YOU ARE THE EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE! Evan Hurst News 10 Jul 2019
One Million Former Prosecutors Agree Trump Is A F*cking Criminal OK, maybe the letter doesn't have 'one million' signatories yet. Check back at lunch. Evan Hurst News 07 May 2019
Joni Ernst, Ted Cruz, Wyoming Guy You Don't Care About Have Three-Way Impeachment Worst-Off Impeachment
