Hey Trump, Remember That SDNY Porn Payoff Criminal Investigation? IT REMEMBERS YOU!

Turns out investigators have had some questions for Hope Hicks! And Keith Schiller too!

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Jeff Bezos Delivers Brand New Federal Investigation To His Pals At The National Enquirer

Don't think the driver's getting a tip, TBH.

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Brother Of The Year Sells His Sister's Hoohoo-Peener Pics For $200K

And AMI editor claims NO KNOWLEDGE.

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More Like Devin MOO-MES, ARE WE RIGHT? Wonkagenda For Tues., March 19, 2019

Trump's money troubles, Elizabeth Warren's election plan, and Devin Nunes sues his cow. Your morning MOOOOS brief!

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Who Among Us Hasn't Sold Hoohoo-Peener Pics Of Our Sister And Jeff Bezos To The National Enquirer For $250K?

With friends like these ...

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WHO THE FCK IS MATTHEW CALAMARI? A Squidsplainer Of Who The Fck That Is

Because, you know, AYYY? AYYYY.

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TRUMP DOESN'T CARE, HE BELIEVES PUTIN!

If you thought you were crazy thinking Trump is a literal actual Russian agent, Andrew McCabe is here to clear all that up for you.

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Pecker Moved On Saudis Like A Bitch, But He Just Couldn't Get There

SAD!

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Hey Jared Kushner, It's STFU-Thirty, AND YOU'RE LATE!

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Trump White House Tells Employees Subpoenaed By Congress To Flip Them Off And Sh*t In Their Eyes

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Must Be Hannity And Assange Calling Seth Rich's Family To Apologize!

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