No End In Sight. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 24, 2019

No SOTU, Jared plays government, and Kellyanne is a cartoon villain. Your morning news brief!

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Federal STRIKE. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 23, 2019

Trump's shutdown enters Day 33, federal workers go on strike, and nobody wants the wall. Your morning news brief!

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Is Baby Gonna Cry? Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 21, 2018

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Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends!

Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported.

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Nancy Pelosi's Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides' Mouths Go SHUT

The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know.

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Republicans Wish Someone With Power Would DO SOMETHING About Those Poor DACA Kids!

Republicans are so sad to deport all those DREAM Act kids. Not sad enough to do shit about it, though.

Post-Racial America

White Nationalist Dude Pretty Sure Evan McMullin Is Secret Gay Homosexual Spy

A robocall going out to Utah voters says independent candidate Evan McMullin has two lesbians for mommies and likes men in the sexual way!

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Donald Trump's Big Immigration Speech Probably Sounded A Lot Better In The Original German

Donald Trump's immigration speech in Phoenix definitely attracted people who already planned to vote for Donald Trump.

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Florida Republican's Campaign Crew Sure Liked Chatting About Election Fraud

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Did You Have 'Let's Not Regulate Mercury' In The 'Clean Coal' Betting Pool? Congrats!

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Hope Hicks And Annie Donaldson, You're The Next Contestants On SIT YOUR ASSES DOWN AND SPILL IT!

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Michael Cohen, Liveblogged On Tape Before A Closed Door Intel Committee Studio Audience

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