No End In Sight. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Jan. 24, 2019 No SOTU, Jared plays government, and Kellyanne is a cartoon villain. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 24 Jan 2019
Federal STRIKE. Wonkagenda For Wed., Jan. 23, 2019 Trump's shutdown enters Day 33, federal workers go on strike, and nobody wants the wall. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 23 Jan 2019
Donald Trump Having Big Wonderful Immigration Meeting, So Happy, Loves All His Mexican Rapist Friends! Hope you have your deportation pants on, 'cause you're about to get deported. Doktor Zoom News 09 Jan 2018
Nancy Pelosi's Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides' Mouths Go SHUT The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know. Doktor Zoom News 15 Sep 2017
Republicans Wish Someone With Power Would DO SOMETHING About Those Poor DACA Kids! Republicans are so sad to deport all those DREAM Act kids. Not sad enough to do shit about it, though. Liz Dye News 02 Sep 2017
White Nationalist Dude Pretty Sure Evan McMullin Is Secret Gay Homosexual Spy A robocall going out to Utah voters says independent candidate Evan McMullin has two lesbians for mommies and likes men in the sexual way! Evan Hurst News 01 Nov 2016
Donald Trump's Big Immigration Speech Probably Sounded A Lot Better In The Original German Donald Trump's immigration speech in Phoenix definitely attracted people who already planned to vote for Donald Trump. Doktor Zoom News 01 Sep 2016
CPAC Speaker Claims Princess Diana MURDERED By Socialized Medicine (Spoiler: She Was Not!) Healthcare
