It's 'Giving Tuesday,' So GIVE IT, You! Money can't buy happiness, but it can pay for lawyers and doctors and feeding poors. Hop to it! Doktor Zoom News 27 Nov 2018
US Kind Of Likes The Idea Of Killer Robots I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords... Dominic Gwinn News 02 Sep 2018
Trump Commerce Secretary Delighted By Lack of Saudi Arabian Protesters. Because They're Dead Doktor Zoom News 22 May 2017
Dreamy Justin Trudeau Will Take All The Illegal American Refugees, From America Trump's America, y'all. Evan Hurst News 22 Feb 2017
Trump To Africa: Give Us Your Blood Diamonds! How are we screwing African children today? Matt Carpenter News 13 Feb 2017
Is It Bad For Philippines's President To Kill 6,000 People? Trump's SecState Just Doesn't Know! Human rights? We don't recall Trump saying we had to think about those anymore. Doktor Zoom News 13 Jan 2017
Nancy Pelosi Creating Committee To Watchdog Trump's Coronavirus F*ckups, And Fox News Is MAD fox news
