It's doable. We just have to count to five.
These off-year elections are brutal!
Alex Acosta blames the victims, Congress has a busy day, Mitch McConnell doesn't believe in election security. Your morning news brief!
Baby jails, Mitch McConnell's big, black problem, and Trump has a pedo friend problem. Your morning news brief!
Senate races, robot dicks, and a stable genius. Your morning news brief!
Trump loses WALL again, Tucker Carlson goes full Tucker Carlson, and Kevin McCarthy thinks healthcare death paneled the GOP. Your morning news brief!
Whatever happens tonight, we will be together!
Is there even an internet beyond Wonkette dot com? Not that we ever heard of.
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