Ted Cruz Does Not Like Lisa Simpson In A Boat, Does Not Like Her With A Goat
Is Lisa Simpson a Demmycrat? You're damn right she is!
23 Feb 2018
Deputy AG Lets Mueller Off His Leash. Wonkagenda For Mon., Aug. 7, 2017
Rod Rosenstein is hands off, Trump has his own shadow government, and Trump TV gets a new host. Your morning news brief!
07 Aug 2017
Auntie Maxine Waters Says She Just Learned What 'Shade' Means, Uh Huh You Bet
Quoth the woman who INVENTED SHADE.
20 Jul 2017
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John McCain Will Punch Cancer In The Face. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 20, 2017
John McCain ready to keep kicking ass, Trump gives another INSANE interview, and zombie TrumpCare tries one last scare. Your morning news brief.
20 Jul 2017
Deleted Comments: Yankees Too Dumb To Know They Stoled Old Glory From The Confederate Flag!
It's hard to keep a proud neo-Confederate down -- or out of the comments on an article from two years ago.
18 Jun 2017
Donald Trump Loves His Dead, Racist Dad
Wouldn't it be great if the *only* problem with Donald Trump is that his father was a racist?
26 Oct 2016
Somebody Did All The Groping, And It Was Donald Trump (Allegedly)
This is so unexpected!
13 Oct 2016
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This scathing criticism from 2004 will surely put us in our place!