WHAT THE HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK WAS THAT TRUMP-PUTIN PRESS CONFERENCE?

On the bright side, Putin gave Trump a soccer ball that probably has a listening device in it. That's pretty cool, right?

Russia

LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.

Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.

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The Two Best Times Stormy Daniels's Lawyer Was SO FUCKIN' HOT The Past 24 Hours, Because We Only Saw Him On TV Twice

Miiiiichael Avenattttttttttttttttti. It's pronounced like Jooooordan Catalaaaaaaaaaaano.

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Stormy Daniels's '60 Minutes' Interview Woulda Been Way Better If Anderson Cooper Had Asked Her Questions

Well, that was kind of a let down!

Culture

Trump Quit-Fires Last Grown-Up In White House. Wonkagenda For Fri., March 23, 2018

HR McMaster is quit-fired for John Bolton, you're about to see Trump's peener, and join us in DC for the March For Our Lives!

Cops Behaving Badly

The Kids Of Stoneman Douglas High Would Like You To Kindly Stuff Your Thoughts, Prayers And Guns, Please

They're survivors. And they're very, very pissed off.

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Swing And A HOLY SH*T! Acting Defense Sec Shanahan Out After SWEET JESUS!

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How We Doin' On That Green Energy Thing? Better Than You Might Expect!

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It's OK To Treat Trump Like A Russian Agent. The Pentagon Does.

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