In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway

President Shithole will be understudying for Devin Nunes, of course.

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10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t

We're sure this is fine.

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BREAKING: Nobody Knows What The Fuck Is Going On Right Now

It's a Choose Your Own Adventure, except with Rod Rosenstein's career!

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Dan Coats Probably Gonna Get Fired Now, For Being Smarter Than President Dipshit

Holy shit, this interview!

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Goooooooood Morning, Wonketariat!!! Wonkagenda For Fri., July 20, 2018

The White House is full of depressed fuckups, but cheer up because Uncle Vladdy's coming for a visit! Your morning news brief!

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NBC Women Say They Were Pressured To Sign 'Tom Brokaw Is Not A Sex Creep' Letter No One Is Buying Anyway

Megyn Kelly is refusing to sign the letter, so now we have to give Megyn Kelly credit again for a thing.

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Did Michelle Wolf Call Sarah Huckabee Sanders A 'Debased Redneck Motherfucker' Or Something?

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Trust Me. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 27, 2018.

Trump's White House desperately needs a lawyer, Raj Shah wants you to believe him, and Jared Kushner has big money troubles. Your morning news brief.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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