In Tonight's Performance, The Role Of 'Devin Nunes's Cow' Will Be Played By George Conway President Shithole will be understudying for Devin Nunes, of course. Evan Hurst News 20 Mar 2019
10 Out Of 10 Trump Intel Chiefs Agree Trump Is Utterly Full Of Sh*t We're sure this is fine. Evan Hurst News 30 Jan 2019
BREAKING: Nobody Knows What The Fuck Is Going On Right Now It's a Choose Your Own Adventure, except with Rod Rosenstein's career! Evan Hurst News 24 Sep 2018
Dan Coats Probably Gonna Get Fired Now, For Being Smarter Than President Dipshit Holy shit, this interview! Evan Hurst News 20 Jul 2018
Goooooooood Morning, Wonketariat!!! Wonkagenda For Fri., July 20, 2018 The White House is full of depressed fuckups, but cheer up because Uncle Vladdy's coming for a visit! Your morning news brief! Liz Dye News 20 Jul 2018
NBC Women Say They Were Pressured To Sign 'Tom Brokaw Is Not A Sex Creep' Letter No One Is Buying Anyway Megyn Kelly is refusing to sign the letter, so now we have to give Megyn Kelly credit again for a thing. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 01 May 2018
Did Michelle Wolf Call Sarah Huckabee Sanders A 'Debased Redneck Motherfucker' Or Something? Oh wait, that was Wonkette. Evan Hurst News 30 Apr 2018
Trust Me. Wonkagenda For Tues., March 27, 2018. Trump's White House desperately needs a lawyer, Raj Shah wants you to believe him, and Jared Kushner has big money troubles. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 27 Mar 2018
Joni Ernst, Ted Cruz, Wyoming Guy You Don't Care About Have Three-Way Impeachment Worst-Off Impeachment
