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Judge Says Paul Manafort Is Total LIAR F*CKING LIAR, Hopes He Stubs His Toe In Jail

OK WE ARE JUST FOOLING, Judge Amy Berman Jackson did not say she hopes Paul Manafort stubs his toe. Wonkette was just reading between the lines.

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Trump will just LOVE what the Senate Intelligence Committee just said. That doesn't mean you should be that stupid.

Look Out Rudy, There's A New Crazy Lawyer In Town

Putin's Caterer orders up another helping of courtroom insanity.

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ANOTHER Trump Tower meeting, Trump and his Congress bois get first crack at Mueller's info, and that good old China trade war. Your morning news brief!

Who Is This Handsome Young Lawyer, And Why Bob Mueller Gonna Throw Him IN JAIL?

He's Rick Gates's and Paul Manafort's VERY BAD FRIEND, Alexander van der Zwaan!

Paul Manafort: So Fucked

This guy is SO SCREWED.

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