Tulsi's Night Of Triumph, Or The Opposite Of That: Highlights From The First Democratic Debate! Last night's first Democratic primary debate ... well, it happened! Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2019
Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain? 'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared. Evan Hurst Post-Racial America 15 Feb 2019
Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO' President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason. Evan Hurst News 28 Jan 2019
Let Us Bask In The Tears Of Heartbroken Trumpists! BUT THEIR WAAAAAAAALL! Robyn Pennacchia Trump 25 Jan 2019
Look Out Chuck 'N' Nancy, President WALL Made A SPEECH HAHAHAHAHA! And also, FOH with that noise. Five Dollar Feminist Post-Racial America 20 Jan 2019
Your Weekly Top Ten Had A Really Exhausting 2019 This Past Week YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW! Evan Hurst popular 05 Jan 2019
Kirstjen Nielsen Quitting To Lock Babies In Cages In The Private Sector Don't let the doorknob hitya... Five Dollar Feminist Post-Racial America 13 Nov 2018
