Bill Maher: Champion Of Mediocrity Underqualified white men, you have your champion! Michael Mora White Nonsense 11 Aug 2019
Tulsi's Night Of Triumph, Or The Opposite Of That: Highlights From The First Democratic Debate! Last night's first Democratic primary debate ... well, it happened! Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2019
Did Two Syphilitic Raccoons Just F*ck Each Other To Death In The Rose Garden, Or Was That Just Trump's Brain? 'I didn't need to do this,' said the president, about the NATIONAL EMERGY he just declared. Evan Hurst News 15 Feb 2019
Trump Thinks He Has Less Than 50-50 Shot Of Getting WALL, Which Is Very Cute Way Of Saying 'ZERO' President Loser Poops is taking a victory lap for some reason. Evan Hurst News 28 Jan 2019
