Somebody's Crying. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Sept. 6, 2018

White House springs a leak (again), Canada engages US in Mexican stand-off, and Brett Kavanaugh's absentminded mystery theater. Your morning news brief!

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How Did Wonkette Make It Into Anonymous's 'Proof' That Hillary Clinton's A Child Sex Prevert?

Anonymous is on to something! Or maybe just 'on something,' if you know what we mean.

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Rightwing Senator Isakson Maybe Not Insane Enough For Georgia. Your Senate Sunday!

Our weekly tour of the 2016 Senate races visits Georgia, where a political novice is running a longshot campaign to unseat a two-term Republican incumbent. Needless to say, it's a bit messier than that.

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Comment Of The Week: Wonkette Gets BURNT By Subject Of Wonkette Story, Matthew Keys!

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Matthew Keys Totally Going To Prison For Loaning Someone His Password To HBOGo!

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Morning Maddow: It's Anonymous Versus 'ISIS' In Battle Of The Nerds (Video)

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Ferguson PD Embraces Equality by Arresting Reporters of All Races

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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Republicans Just Want Census To Ask If You Are A Jailbird, Nothing Could Go Wrong With That!

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