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Does Deutsche Bank LIKE IT When Trump Is Nasty?

A new report in the New York Times suggests the bank has known Trump was screwing them all along, and they've just gone along with it. Totally normal!

Susan Collins Pretends To Be Stupid, Again

She won't support an anti-choice Supreme Court nominee, unless she does.

Welcome To The News Dump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 5, 2018

Get ready for Trump's trade war, Scott Pruitt BEGGED to head DOJ, and more Russian shenanigans. Your morning news brief!

SUPPORT THE CAUSE

Oh Yay Susan Collins Is The Most Important Person On Earth Again As Usual

Your Sunday Show Roundup!

Hey Donald Trump Is Your Refrigerator Running? BETTER GO CATCH IT LOLOLOLOLOL!

The president is a very stupid man and his White House is an utter shitshow.

Flaccid Clown Continues To Shriek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 28, 2018

Not sure your police work's a hundred percent there, Don.

Liveblogging Ourselves Getting Drunk For The Next Eight Hours Because OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT

TONIGHT WE DRINK, TOMORROW WE FIGHT.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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