Supreme Court Hears Gun Case, We're All Gonna Die Maybe the Court will rule narrowly. Or maybe Brett Kavanaugh will yell I LIKE GUNS, OK? Jamie Lynn Crofts SCOTUS 04 Dec 2019
Justice Kennedy Was Not Good, Mayor Pete. He Was Not Good. We do not need another one. Jamie Lynn Crofts 2020 democratic primary 26 Oct 2019
Does Deutsche Bank LIKE IT When Trump Is Nasty? A new report in the New York Times suggests the bank has known Trump was screwing them all along, and they've just gone along with it. Totally normal! Evan Hurst News 19 Mar 2019
Susan Collins Pretends To Be Stupid, Again She won't support an anti-choice Supreme Court nominee, unless she does. Stephen Robinson News 22 Aug 2018
IRS Rules NRA Can Take Infinity Secret Jesus Dollars From Rich People. BLESSED! Gotta read the fine print! Liz Dye News 17 Jul 2018
Welcome To The News Dump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 5, 2018 Get ready for Trump's trade war, Scott Pruitt BEGGED to head DOJ, and more Russian shenanigans. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Jul 2018
Oh Yay Susan Collins Is The Most Important Person On Earth Again As Usual Your Sunday Show Roundup! Michael Mora Journamalism 02 Jul 2018
Hey Donald Trump Is Your Refrigerator Running? BETTER GO CATCH IT LOLOLOLOLOL! The president is a very stupid man and his White House is an utter shitshow. Evan Hurst News 29 Jun 2018
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!) Impeachment
