Does Deutsche Bank LIKE IT When Trump Is Nasty? A new report in the New York Times suggests the bank has known Trump was screwing them all along, and they've just gone along with it. Totally normal! Evan Hurst News 19 Mar 2019
Susan Collins Pretends To Be Stupid, Again She won't support an anti-choice Supreme Court nominee, unless she does. Stephen Robinson News 22 Aug 2018
IRS Rules NRA Can Take Infinity Secret Jesus Dollars From Rich People. BLESSED! Gotta read the fine print! Five Dollar Feminist News 17 Jul 2018
Welcome To The News Dump. Wonkagenda For Thurs., July 5, 2018 Get ready for Trump's trade war, Scott Pruitt BEGGED to head DOJ, and more Russian shenanigans. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn News 05 Jul 2018
Oh Yay Susan Collins Is The Most Important Person On Earth Again As Usual Your Sunday Show Roundup! Michael Mora Journamalism 02 Jul 2018
Hey Donald Trump Is Your Refrigerator Running? BETTER GO CATCH IT LOLOLOLOLOL! The president is a very stupid man and his White House is an utter shitshow. Evan Hurst News 29 Jun 2018
Flaccid Clown Continues To Shriek. Wonkagenda For Thurs., June 28, 2018 Not sure your police work's a hundred percent there, Don. Dominic Gwinn News 28 Jun 2018
Liveblogging Ourselves Getting Drunk For The Next Eight Hours Because OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY SHIT TONIGHT WE DRINK, TOMORROW WE FIGHT. Evan Hurst News 27 Jun 2018
Trump: DURRRRRRRRR ADAM SCHIFF WHISTLEBLOWER PHONY EMOLUMENTS OBAMA NETFLIX? OBAMA NETFLIX?!?!?! Trump
Rudy Giuliani Says He Never Met Ukrainian Oligarch Dmitry Firtash, And You Can Take That To The Bank! Ukraine
