Hillary Clinton Not Guilty Of 'Emails,' New York Times To Apologize Real Soon We Bet LOL just kidding, that would require self-awareness. Evan Hurst News 22 Oct 2019
Rudy Giuliani Full Of Shit, According To Noted Legal Scholar Rudy Giuliani THE FUCK YOU SAY. Evan Hurst News 19 Jun 2018
Radicalized New York FBI Sleeper Cell Leaking Up Devin Nunes's Ass Too You thought they were just leaking to Rudy Giuliani? HAHAHAHA, WRONG. Evan Hurst News 18 Jun 2018
BREAKING: The FBI Totally Screwed Hillary Clinton. Wait, You Knew That Already? The fuck you say! Evan Hurst Trump 15 Jun 2018
Andrew McCabe Maybe Purged From FBI For Being Better Than A Common James Fucking Comey Let's review that time Comey sent his famous Hillary emails letter ELEVEN DAYS BEFORE THE FUCKING ELECTION. Evan Hurst News 31 Jan 2018
Christopher Steele Stopped Telling FBI About Trump-Russia Conspiracy Because THE NEW YORK TIMES SUCKS BALLS In related news, PERHAPS THE NEW YORK TIMES SHOULD READ A WONKETTE LIVEBLOG FROM TIME TO FUCKING TIME. Evan Hurst News 10 Jan 2018
Oh, Jared Kushner Did 'Private Emails,' Just Like Hillary Clinton? You Don't Fucking Say BUT HIS EMAILS! Evan Hurst News 25 Sep 2017
Slumlord Jared Kushner Will Keep His NYC Buildings Fully Stocked With Mold, Roaches During Pandemic News
COVID-19 Not A 'Bioweapon' Manufactured In A Lab, But Try Telling The Conspiracy Theorists That Conspiracy Theories
