Robert Mueller's League Of Extraordinary Investigators! Wonkagenda For Wed., June 21, 2017

No more press briefings, zombie TrumpCare lurches ahead, Chuck Grassley digs up Hillary Clinton's dead emails (again). Your morning news brief!

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God Must Have Forgot To Tell Tony Perkins To Build An Ark For Latest Great Flood

Leading religious right bigot loses home in Baton Rouge flooding, and you know what? We are very sorry that happened.

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Gay Hatin' Mayor Caught Playing Strip Poker With Underage Boys, Because Of Course He Was

Stockton Republican Mayor Anthony Silva accused of recording teen playing strip poker with him at the camp he worked at.

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Badass New Miss Missouri Will Be First Openly Lesbian Lady To Gay Up Miss America Contest

Don't you want to read a NICE story on Friday morning? Yes you do, CLICK CLICK CLICK!

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Donald Trump Thinks Barack Obama Is An Actual Muslim Terrorist, Better Nuke The White House

Trump's plan for fighting terrorism? Just saying the words 'Radical Islamic Terrorism' over and over again until it stops.

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Gordon Klingenschmitt Found Himself An Interracial Couple To Say Gay Marriage Is Yucky

Gordon Klingenschmitt, elected official, has some lunatics for you. Enjoy!

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North Carolina Sues Obama Over God-Given Right To Fiddle Around Inside Your Pants

BREAKING NEWS: North Carolina Gov. Pat McCrory is a moron.

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Bigot Tennessee Therapists Can't Wait To Screw The Gays For Jesus

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White House Finds Coronavirus Lie-Strategy That's Sure To Work Until At LEAST Tomorrow

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Fox News Explains How To Prevent Coronavirus: Sterilize Democrats

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