Rudy Giuliani Took 'Blue' Anniversary of 9/11 A Little Too Literally Here's a video that is bullshit! Michael Mora Culture Wars 12 Sep 2019
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To Make Shopping At Walmart Less Shooty You'd still be at a Walmart, though. Doktor Zoom Guns 12 Aug 2019
Clarence Thomas: Who Left This Pubic Hair On Trump's First Amendment? Next, bringing back the Alien and Sedition Acts! Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 20 Feb 2019
President Pissybaby Pays His Disrespects To Unperson John McCain Cadet Bonespurs knows a real war hero when he sees one in the mirror. Doktor Zoom News 27 Aug 2018
'10 Things I Want To Know About Bill Clinton's Penis': A Story By Brett Kavanaugh How many licks does it take to get to the center of Bill Clinton's dick? Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2018
Brett Kavanaugh Gonna Strict Constructionist All Your Abortions And Gay Weddings Away But he never says he'd vote exactly like Scalia, whom he loves and admires and wants to have heterosexual strict constructionist babies with. Doktor Zoom News 17 Aug 2018
Justice Gorsuch Accidentally Forgets To Bone Immigrants For A Second, But Don't Worry, He'll Get Better Even a blind squirrel gets a broken clock twice a day. Liz Dye 2016 Presidential Election 17 Apr 2018
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
