Clarence Thomas: Who Left This Pubic Hair On Trump's First Amendment? Next, bringing back the Alien and Sedition Acts! Doktor Zoom Media/Entertainment 20 Feb 2019
President Pissybaby Pays His Disrespects To Unperson John McCain Cadet Bonespurs knows a real war hero when he sees one in the mirror. Doktor Zoom News 27 Aug 2018
'10 Things I Want To Know About Bill Clinton's Penis': A Story By Brett Kavanaugh How many licks does it take to get to the center of Bill Clinton's dick? Evan Hurst News 21 Aug 2018
Brett Kavanaugh Gonna Strict Constructionist All Your Abortions And Gay Weddings Away But he never says he'd vote exactly like Scalia, whom he loves and admires and wants to have heterosexual strict constructionist babies with. Doktor Zoom SCOTUS 17 Aug 2018
Justice Gorsuch Accidentally Forgets To Bone Immigrants For A Second, But Don't Worry, He'll Get Better Even a blind squirrel gets a broken clock twice a day. Five Dollar Feminist Post-Racial America 17 Apr 2018
Anthony Kennedy Probably Not Retiring From SCOTUS This Week, So CALM YOUR TITS! RELAX, EVERYONE. Evan Hurst Courts 26 Jun 2017
Neil Gorsuch Confirmed To SCOTUS By Vote Of 'Fuck You' To 'Merrick Garland' Well this sucks. Evan Hurst Featured 07 Apr 2017
Elizabeth Warren Has A Plan To Fix Wall Street And Kick Mitt Romney Square In The Money-Dick Class War
