Joe Biden Will Never Be NRA President Tells gunhumper dude, 'You're full of shit.' Doktor Zoom 2020 presidential election 10 Mar 2020
Texas Gunman Failed Background Check, Ipso Facto MOAR GUNZ NOW Laws against shooting people don't work either, so might as well get rid of those too. Doktor Zoom Guns 03 Sep 2019
​Jason Isbell Gonna Set 30-50 Feral Hogs On Ben Shapiro Now He has the patience for this. Evan Hurst News 06 Aug 2019
Fox News Solves School Shootings Forever: Just Shoot A Cannon At The Walls, For The Kids Fox News brings a water cannon to a mass shooting and gets all wet. Doktor Zoom News 01 Jun 2018
Maybe Nashville Shooter's Dad Shouldn't Have Returned His Guns. It's A Thought. It's almost as if there's a problem with too many guns out there. Let's crack down on mentally ill people instead. Doktor Zoom News 23 Apr 2018
Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things! Doktor Zoom News 18 Mar 2018
Deleted Comments: Is This Some Kind Of Cult? You Can ALL Burn In HELL! Also, I Own 20 Assault Rifles. We sure hope these folks are more competent handling guns than they are with keyboards. Doktor Zoom News 04 Mar 2018
Jeff Sessions Gets Ready For War. Wonkagenda For Thurs., March 1, 2018 Trump still doesn't understand what an attorney general does, Jared Kushner offers jobs for huge bank loans, and Betsy DeVos protects the credit industry from poor students. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 01 Mar 2018
Deleted Comments: Guess Abortion Got Outlawed And We Completely Missed It
Thank goodness someone dropped by to let us know things!