VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.)

Actually his face is a crime, which means as long as he insists on having it, he's doing crimes.

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A Quick Explainer On The New York Times's Paul Manafort F*ckup, Because It Seems Important

Dammit, New York Times.

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We Think We Know The Real Reason Trump Is Losing His Shit Over The Mueller Investigation Right Now

Mueller isn't just investigating Russians -- he's investigating the Trump family's PERSONAL RUSSIAN BEST FRIENDS.

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How Many Trump-Russia Treasons Does Michael Cohen Know About? ALL OF THEM, KATIE!

Cohen is reportedly prepared to tell Robert Mueller that Donald Trump knew all about Junior's Trump Tower treason meeting BEFORE IT EVEN HAPPENED.

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Let's Liveblog Donald Trump Jr.'s Senate Lies, Since There's Obviously Nothing Else Going On Today

Fuck the Senate Judiciary Committee right now, for real.

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PRETTY SURE Trump Was In Moscow Long Enough For Dinner And A Pee Show

Is this the stupidest lie Trump has ever told? MAYBE!

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Democratic Party Will See Trump Campaign And Russia IN HELL! (Or At Least In Court!)

The Democrats are suing ERRBODY!

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We Got Your Latest Trump Pee Hooker News RIGHT HERE!

Here's what REALLY happened the night before the Moscow Miss Universe pageant.

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Paul Manafort Celebrates 70th Birthday With Loved Ones APRIL FOOLS HE'S IN PRISON

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GOP'S Secret Healthcare Plan Is That It Has No Healthcare Plan

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Fraudy Sovereign Citizen Dude Loves Cats, Fraud

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Jerry Nadler To Bill Barr: IT'S SUBPOENA-THIRTY, MOTHERF*CKER!

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