No Russia In Trump's Tax Returns? Shut Your Mouth, Jim Jordan.

You piece of we mean sweet summer child.

NO COLLUSION! NO COLLUSION! You Know, Except For ALL THIS F*CKING COLLUSION!

Paul Manafort giving a Russian spy Rust Belt polling data was just a RUSSIAN RESET, like Obama did!

Does The Trump Campaign Not Realize Judges Can Actually Read The Mueller Report For Themselves?

Another week, another bullshit LIBELSLANDERS!11! lawsuit from the Trump campaign, this time against the Washington Post.

VINDICATED! Donald Trump Jr. Didn't Do ANY Crimes That One Time! (Perhaps! Allegedly! MAYBE.)

Actually his face is a crime, which means as long as he insists on having it, he's doing crimes.