The Top 5 Places Trump And Putin Are Going To Secretly Meet At The G20, Ranked By How Quiet They'll Have To Be Shhhhhhhhhhhhh. Evan Hurst News 29 Nov 2018
Putin Invites Trump To Moscow For Season Two Of '50 Shades Of Pee' At press time Trump was already on Air Force One incessantly shouting 'AIRP-ANE! AIRP-ANE!' Evan Hurst News 27 Jul 2018
Bless This InfoWars Idiot's Fucking Heart, As He Just Found Out Hitler NEVER DIED! Trump must immediately appoint a special counsel to see if Hitler helped Hillary do uraniums to Russia. Evan Hurst News 02 Nov 2017
Foreigns Already Blackmailing Donald Trump For Favors. WEIRD! Thank goodness presidents can't have conflicts of interest. Donald Trump said so! Doktor Zoom News 13 Dec 2016
On Scale Of One To Margaret Thatcher, How Mean Is England's New Lady Prime Minister? Major Major Major Major News 12 Jul 2016
President Obama Thanks Donald Trump And Ted Cruz For Being Stupid Jackholes Evan Hurst News 08 Apr 2016
How Many Trump Crimes Will His Lawyers Confess To Today? (Impeachment Trial Liveblog, Day Whatever!) Impeachment
