Preet Bharara: OF COURSE We All Thought About Taping Trump. THAT F*CKER LIES!

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Who Else Killed Stories For The Trump Campaign? Surprise, It's RUPERT MURDOCH!

Yeah, it's shocking.

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Domestic Terrorist Coast Guard Man Just Wanted To Cleanse Nation Of Its Enemies (Reporters And Democrats), And Everyone Else

Thank goodness all hate crime reports are fake, huh?

Post-Racial America

Roger Stone Seems Upset

Is our Roger learning that crime doesn't pay?

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MSNBC Interviews Four Trump-Russia Jackholes And Sam Nunberg Is THE SANE ONE

What in the HELL did we just watch?

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Jerome Corsi Determined To Throw Himself Under This Bus

And he's taking Roger Stone with him.

Russia

Trump And Roger Stone Like 'YOU Hang Up!' 'No YOU Hang Up!' 'OK LET'S HANG UP SAME TIME!'

Donald Trump and Roger Stone used to nocturally emit at each other a whole lot in 2016. NO COLLUSION, THOUGH.

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Hard Rain's Gonna Fall. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Nov. 29, 2018

Robert Mueller's hunting rat fuckers, Republicans run from the Saudis, and Julian Assange lost his cat. Your morning news brief!

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At Least Tucker Carlson Still Has His Girlish Laugh

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Kamala Harris Equal Pay Proposal Nanny State Boo Hoo Oh No WAAAH

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How's Trump Sh*tting On The Troops This Memorial Day? Get A Load Of THIS!

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