Turns Out Guns In Schools Are A Bad Idea! Who Would Have Thought? Responsible gun owners seem to keep leaving their loaded guns around where children can find them. Robyn Pennacchia Featured 05 May 2018
Armed Teachers Update: Are We Safe Yet? Reducing the availability of guns? Well now you're just talking nonsense, mister. Doktor Zoom News 12 Apr 2018
Trump Announces Gun Plan To Do Absolutely Nothing About Guns (Except Ban Abortion, Probably) Drug dealers won't be affected by a blue ribbon commission, but mass shooters certainly will. Doktor Zoom News 12 Mar 2018
Everything About This School Gun Story Is Sad And Horrible Maybe just don't even read it. Doktor Zoom News 02 Mar 2018
Georgia Teacher Arrested In Gun Incident, More Armed Teachers Might Not Have Been Helpful 'Arm the teachers' not looking like the wisest strategy at the moment. Doktor Zoom Featured 28 Feb 2018
It's Three PM. Do You Know Which Armed Militia Whackjobs Are Guarding Your Children? Thank god for a well-regulated bunch of idiots with guns! Doktor Zoom News 27 Feb 2018
Donald Trump, Florida AG Pam Bondi To Be Your Personal Rambo At All America's Schools Amazing that two great people would have the same idea within hours of each other. Doktor Zoom News 26 Feb 2018
Florida School's Armed Sheriff's Deputy Didn't Stop Shooter. Too Bad He Wasn't A Math Teacher. One of these days, an active shooting will turn out exactly like wingnuts say it should. Doktor Zoom News 23 Feb 2018
