Trump Idiot HUD Lady Is Huge Jerk To April Ryan On Twitter. Bad Idea. Trump administration appointee makes excellent use of time. Then again, when they do their jobs, that's actively bad for America... Doktor Zoom News 26 Jan 2018
These Dicks Are Buying Up Your Alt-Weeklies And Turning Them Into National Review Or Some Shit Keep an eye on the institutions YOU love, because these libertarian pieces of shit are coming for all of them. Rebecca Schoenkopf News 04 Dec 2017
Donald Trump Gets Just A Little Richer Off Only Housing Program His Budget Doesn't Cut. No Conflict! Donald Trump getting rich off government programs? Inconceivable! Doktor Zoom Featured 22 Jun 2017
Trump Shitcans Aides For Blasphemies Against The Dear Leader Some Trump cabinet aides are losing their jobs for disloyalty before their bosses even get moved into the West Wing. Doktor Zoom News 20 Feb 2017
Seven Times The Media Lied About Trump's New HUD Pick, Ben Carson, By Quoting Him The media's always misunderstood poor Ben Carson. Thanks to Donald Trump, he can keep on making no sense at all. Doktor Zoom News 05 Dec 2016
Ben Carson Slightly Smarter Than Previously Suspected, Tells Trump Administration 'Nyet' Some rats had enough sense not to board the Andrea Doria in the first place. Doktor Zoom News 16 Nov 2016
Trump Idiots Pretty Sure Beyoncé To Blame For Donald Trump Being So Rapey It's so obvious, and if you can't see it, you're probably IN ON THE CONSPIRACY. Evan Hurst News 11 Oct 2016
Donald Trump On Flint's Black Lady Pastor: B*tch Set Him Up! That outreach to the African-American community is going GREAT. Doktor Zoom News 15 Sep 2016
Mitch McConnell Makes Turtle-Piddle All Over Trump Impeachment Trial (Liveblog, Day One!) Impeachment
Alan Dershowitz Is Keeping His Panties On For This Impeachment, So Don't Even Bother Asking Impeachment
