Trump Can't Stop Fiddling With The Rockets In His Pocket The Space Force is like a multi-billion dollar turd that won't flush. Dominic Gwinn Science 30 Nov 2018
Beware The Return Of Zombie TrumpCare Junior, Again. Wonkagenda For Tues., Oct. 23, 2018 Turkey's drip-drip-drip, Trump strips away MORE healthcare protections, and Alex Jones yells at a pile of shit. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn White Nonsense 23 Oct 2018
Devin Nunes, Keep Fucking That Chicken! Wonkagenda For Thurs., Aug. 9, 2018 Devin Nunes accidentally spilled the beans, Judge Ellis is a cranky old bitch, and Laura Ingraham is afraid of a brown America. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Russia 09 Aug 2018
Story Time With Devin Nunes. Wonkagenda For Thurs., Feb. 1, 2018 Devin Nunes secretly edits THE MEMO, Hope Hicks has some 'splaining to do, and San Francisco takes a step toward justice. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn News 01 Feb 2018
Uma, Oprah. Oprah, Uma. (OK, Not Actually Uma.) Wonkagenda For Mon., Jan 8, 2018 Steve Bannon apologizes, Oprah gives a speech, and Stephen Miller shits the bed. Your morning news brief. Dominic Gwinn Guns 08 Jan 2018
Sarah Palin Just Yelled 'Hoohah!' And Now Our Week Is Complete Sarah Palin thinks a common euphemism for vagina is also the Marines' battle cry. Evan Hurst News 02 Dec 2016
Wonkagenda: Thursday, September 22, 2016 You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW! Dominic Gwinn Elections 22 Sep 2016
Your Senate Sunday: Missouri Democrat Jason Kander Really Wants To Roll A Blunt For an article about the Senate race involving Roy Blunt, you'd think this piece would have a lot more weed jokes. Doktor Zoom Elections 18 Sep 2016
An American Hero And A Rapey McGrossFace Walk Into The Senate Judiciary Committee. Your Shitshow Hearing Liveblog!
