CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 30-YEAR-OLD BABY, DONALD TRUMP!
ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY!
12 Apr 2018
GOP Has A Hard Time Not Killing People. Wonkagenda for Fri., March 10, 2017
GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief!
10 Mar 2017
Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017
Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief!
06 Mar 2017
Obamacare Only *Mostly* Dead! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 3, 2017
Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief!
03 Feb 2017
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Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy
Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal.
02 Feb 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Headed Toward The Inauguration And The Washington DC Lady March!
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW.
14 Jan 2017
Tom Arnold Needs To Release Donald Trump's Whitey Tape RIGHT THE HELL NOW
GIVE IT, TOM ARNOLD, GIVE IT.
19 Dec 2016
Donald Trump Still Producing 'Celebrity Apprentice', Because That's What Presidents Do
LOL THIS IS NOT NORMAL.
09 Dec 2016
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