Sadsy The Clown Bitches About His Twitter Follower Count And more highlights from the saddest fucking thing we have ever seen! Evan Hurst Tech 12 Jul 2019
Chuck Todd Latest Person To Deny Blue Wave He's Drowning In This fuckin' guy again! Michael Mora 2018 State and Local Elections 26 Nov 2018
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW 30-YEAR-OLD BABY, DONALD TRUMP! ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY ALLEGEDLY! Evan Hurst News 12 Apr 2018
GOP Has A Hard Time Not Killing People. Wonkagenda for Fri., March 10, 2017 GOP doesn't 'get' healthcare, Rex Tillerson is MIA, and Schwarzenegger for Senate? Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Culture 10 Mar 2017
Obama NEVER Tapped That Ass! Wonkagenda For Mon., March 6, 2017 Trump crossed his wires and spent all weekend yelling at people! Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn Elections 06 Mar 2017
Obamacare Only *Mostly* Dead! Wonkagenda For Fri., Feb. 3, 2017 Melon Trump's libel suit laughed out of court, Ivanka's pricy togs aren't selling, and Obamacare might not be dead, only *mostly* dead. Your morning news brief! Dominic Gwinn POTUS 03 Feb 2017
Donald Trump Grabs National Prayer Breakfast By The Pussy Trump spent his time at the breakfast telling everybody how much Arnold Schwarzenegger sucks. Totally normal. Evan Hurst Culture 02 Feb 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Is Headed Toward The Inauguration And The Washington DC Lady March! YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW. Evan Hurst Featured 14 Jan 2017
