Why Don't These Rude People With Disabilities Just Let Graham-Cassidy Kill Them Quietly? Now we just need Trump to call wheelchair users sons of bitches... Doktor Zoom News 26 Sep 2017
DC Charging Erdogan's Goon Squad For Bringing Turkish-Style Democracy To America If those guys ever come back to America, they might be in big trouble. Doktor Zoom News 15 Jun 2017
Portland Nazi Rally Pretty Peaceful, You Know, For A Nazi Rally Portland managed not to have a riot, not that plenty of people weren't itching for one. Doktor Zoom News 05 Jun 2017
NAACP Leaders Arrested Protesting Super-Not-Racist Jeff Sessions, For No Reason At All! If they're trying to appeal to Jeff Sessions's sense of shame, they may have the wrong target. Doktor Zoom News 04 Jan 2017
Happy Indigenous Peoples' Day, Native Americans, The DC Court Gave You This Pipeline! Hell of a way to mark Indigenous Peoples' Day. Doktor Zoom News 11 Oct 2016
Florida Parents: You Keep A 'B' Average, We'll Keep Giving You Weed And Cocaine. Deal? Evan Hurst News 07 May 2015
Judge Orders Fort Lauderdale To Stop Arresting Kind Old Hippie Who Feeds Homeless, For Godssake Doktor Zoom News 03 Dec 2014
Celebrities Who Destroyed Their Careers! (They Are All Donald Trump.) Tabs, Tues., Jan. 21, 2020 News
