Nuclear Madman Brags About Size Of Penis To Kim Jong-Un
He's going to get us all killed.
03 Jan 2018
Mike Pence Wanted To Grab Trump's GOP Nomination By The Pussy
IT WAS GOD'S PLAN, YOU FUCKERS.
05 Dec 2017
Joe And Mika Just Saying GET THAT DERANGED SHITBAG OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE BEFORE HE KILLS US ALL
ARTICLE 25. NOW.
30 Nov 2017
Deranged Orange Jackass Wandering White House Searching For Obama's Real Birf Certifkit
BREAKING: Donald Trump has lost his fucking marbles again.
29 Nov 2017
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Dumb Old President Loser-Dick Hates Everything, Wishes It Was DEAD!
Sad old goat is probably locked in his room, blaring Elliott Smith to drown out all the TEARS. Now it is your OPEN THREAD!
11 Oct 2017
Uh Oh, Is President Diaper-Shits About To Have A BLOW-OUT?
Better hope nobody else calls in sick for their shift at the adult daycare!
10 Oct 2017
Who Told Trump To Fuck Off The Best? A Scientific Wonkette Poll!
Secret messages in resignation letters to Trump: they're all the rage!
24 Aug 2017
Trump Makes HISTORY! With Lowest New President Approval Rating OF ALL TIME!
Trump's new approval rating? 39 PERCENT! LOLOLOLOL!
16 Feb 2017
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