Charlie Don't Surf. Wonkagenda For Wed., Aug. 08, 2018

Democrats have a crazy good night at the polls, Trump's Mar-a-Lago members are secretly running the VA, and the Paul Manafort trial is a soap opera. Your morning news brief.

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Who Had 'EPA Brings Back Asbestos' In The 2018 Pool?

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Donald Trump Thinks The Mafia Is Libeling That Nice, Safe, Healthy Asbestos. This Is A True Story.

You know what else isn't dangerous? Heroin. Try some today!

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