​Hey White House, Should We Keep Talking About 'Alabama' More, FOREVER? Okay. New press idiot Stephanie Grisham is definitely #BeBest right now. Evan Hurst News 05 Sep 2019
Mike Pence Has This Terrible Pain In All The Diodes Down His Left Side Let's dispel with this fiction that Mike Pence doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing. Doktor Zoom News 09 Feb 2018
Nancy Pelosi's Hand Goes UP, Trump Aides' Mouths Go SHUT The once and future Speaker can speak just fine for herself, you know. Doktor Zoom News 15 Sep 2017
Is Donald Trump Recording People Like A Common Nixon? He likes to watch. Doktor Zoom News 12 May 2017
Trump's First Days In Office Were Epic F*ck Show, And We Can't Stop LOLing Also everybody hates Kellyanne Conway and she's been getting death threats, STOP THAT RIGHT NOW. Evan Hurst News 24 Jan 2017
Donald Trump's 'Shoot Somebody' Plan Gets Big Thumbs Up From Supporters Doktor Zoom 2016 Presidential Election 24 Jan 2016
Can You Read Gordon Sondland's Ukraine Testimony Without Punching A Baby? A Wonkette Self-Control Test! Ukraine
Marianne Williamson Not Leaving Dem Race Until She's Tricked Into Saying Name Backwards 2020 democratic primary
