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'Pro-Life' Party Strikes Again: Guatemalan Children At The Border Edition

The Problem We All Live With.

Immigrants

John Kelly All Set To Get Rich Off Of Baby Jails. America!

Meet the new baby jailer. Same as the old baby jailer.

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Trump Gonna Stick His Hands Down Refugees' Pants, Steal Their Untold Riches

More theater of cruelty for the Trumpers.

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Lara Trump Explains Taking In Refugees Was Germany's 'Downfall'

And then all America's history teachers resigned in shame.

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Nice Time! US Won't Open Baby Jail At Guantanamo! (Yet)

We'll take whatever 'good' news we can find.

Immigrants

Deep State Gets Nice Militia Felon Man Exercising His Right To Wave Gun At Refugee Children

THAT'S HOW THEY GET YA.

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AG Bill Barr Welcomes Your Huddled Masses TO JAIL

Next, they'll declare Hillary Clinton an asylum seeker.

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Seb Gorka's Mustang Is Firin' On All 4 Cylinders Right Now!

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Julian Assange Is An Absolute Piece Of Sh*t. And Now You Have To Defend Him.

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Elijah Cummings, Activists Beat Big Pharma Over The Head With Generic PReP

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Trump Tells America He DID NOT EITHER Have A Temper Tantrum, SHUT UP STINKY NANCY!

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