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Shutdown Bad For Food Safety, Small Business, Airlines, FBI, Even Beer. For The Love Of God! BEER!

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Trump Dims Hanukkah Lights. Wonkagenda For Fri., Dec. 8, 2017

Trump-Russia denials get absurd, Erik Prince has a power point for his private army, and Trump doesn't invite Jews to Hanukkah. Your morning news brief.

House Finally Does Something About Guns: Makes Them More Easily Available

The answer my friends, is always more guns.

Barack Obama Seizing 4,000 Guns -- From Beyond The Grave!

You don't really expect a background check to check backgrounds, do you?

Wah Trump Is The Real Hurricane Victim, Waaaah. Wonkagenda For Mon., Oct. 9, 2017

FEMA loses the plot. How's about Congressman Blackwater, Wyoming? And Mike Pence fakes it. Your morning news brief.

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