Texas Gov Generously Offers To Help Austin Homeless. If by 'Help' You Mean 'Leper Colonies.' Maybe shout "feces and used needles!" a little louder. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 03 Oct 2019
NICE TIME! We Found You Some Socialist Free College And It Is In ... TEXAS??? Hook 'em, Danno. Doktor Zoom Education 10 Jul 2019
Wonkette Is Fake News Like Louise Mensch, According To World's Best Fucking Chart Christ, is it already time for another Wonkette Manifesto? Evan Hurst News 13 Sep 2018
Austin Bomber Blows Self Up Somehow, the Russia investigation didn't distract the FBI from finding this guy. Doktor Zoom News 21 Mar 2018
Austin Bomber May Or May Not Be White Supremacist Dickhole But We're Guessing He Is What's a little domestic terrorism between friends? Doktor Zoom News 20 Mar 2018
Trump ICE Thug Wants To Deport Jerry Brown -- Get This, For *Human Trafficking* The 'lock 'em up!' list just keeps getting longer and longer. Doktor Zoom News 04 Jan 2018
Texas GOP Once Again Free To Fuck Houston In Ass, Now That TV Cameras Are Gone BREAKING: Texas Republicans are some heartless sumbitches! Evan Hurst News 28 Sep 2017
A Texas Billionaire, The Stripper He Beat Up, And The Mugshot He Doesn't Want You To See Marcus Hiles could use a little publicity. Respectable Lawyer Featured 22 Sep 2017
Slumlord Jared Kushner Will Keep His NYC Buildings Fully Stocked With Mold, Roaches During Pandemic News
COVID-19 Not A 'Bioweapon' Manufactured In A Lab, But Try Telling The Conspiracy Theorists That Conspiracy Theories
