This Post Is About Ted Cruz's Gross Hair And FREEDOM, Anyway Happy Weekend! Rosa Parks not available to drive him home from bad haircut. Doktor Zoom coronavirus 08 May 2020
Texas Gov Generously Offers To Help Austin Homeless. If by 'Help' You Mean 'Leper Colonies.' Maybe shout "feces and used needles!" a little louder. Doktor Zoom State/Local Politics 03 Oct 2019
NICE TIME! We Found You Some Socialist Free College And It Is In ... TEXAS??? Hook 'em, Danno. Doktor Zoom Education 10 Jul 2019
Wonkette Is Fake News Like Louise Mensch, According To World's Best Fucking Chart Christ, is it already time for another Wonkette Manifesto? Evan Hurst News 13 Sep 2018
