Happy First Birthday, Robert Mueller Investigation! Celebrate By Putting Some More Fuckers IN JAIL!
We vote for Michael Cohen. Or Erik Prince. Or ... ooh, ooh, Devin Nunes!
14 May 2018
LOLOL GIULIANI HAHA WHOOPS. Wonkagenda For Thurs., May 3, 2018.
Giuliani fucks up on Hannity, Rubio breaks his spine (again), and John Kelly wants to GTFO. Your morning news brief.
03 May 2018
Trump And Macron: L'AMOUR! Wonkagenda For Wed., April 25, 2018
Trump and Macron are being really weird, Michael Cohen is SO lonely, and Dr. Ronny Jackson is in DEEP SHIT. Your morning news brief.
25 Apr 2018
OH SHIT THERE'S TWO OF EM NOW! Wonkagenda For Tues., Dec. 19, 2017
Trump opens the old Cold War playbook, the NRA caves on background checks (lol right), and Jill Stein has some 'splaining to do. Your morning news brief.
19 Dec 2017
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'If The President Does It, It's Not Obstruction Of Justice.' Wonkagenda for Mon., Dec. 4, 2017
Trump endorses a pedophile, Republican senators say stuff about poor people VERY OUT LOUD, and Billy Bush calls bullshit. Your morning news brief.
04 Dec 2017
Your Weekly Top Ten Loves You All Very Much. You Know That, Right?
YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
02 Dec 2017
Thanksgiving: Australia Just Humiliated Lady Bigot 'Pauline Pantsdown'!
An entirely complete and not at all biased history of #auspol.
25 Nov 2017
Donald Trump Jr. Seems Pretty Darn Proud Of His Russian WikiLeaks Sexts!
Oh Donald Trump Jr., please go to jail.
14 Nov 2017
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